Impressive! You wear those blocks like tattoos on your arms!

This is the new phrase cat-callers will say to women, replacing “Oh, you can’t speak?”

I saw the movie. She probably can, but her character was going through a divorce, and the hardware was an apology gift to her son from her ex-husband. Nobody wants to hook up guilt toys for the kid, if you have enough money to pay a professional to do it.

Mariah is a natural. The key to handling shade is how to respond to it. She she did her lil’ two-step, and let it ride. I know she thought to herself, “I may not not be able to out-sing you, but I can walk and talk without breathing heavy.”

Nuts, even in milk form, contain nutrients and protein. Things pure water does not. And exactly how is drinking something someone else enjoys easier for them?

Which is what so many people here seem to be doing: Missing the point. They think this is about if Nicki was actually talking about Taylor; if Anaconda deserves to win; if the VMAs matter; if Tidal good or not. It really isn’t about any of these. It’s about being set to another standard; a standard based on race.

I used to disregard these music award shows too. But it’s clear that from where many artists stand, who wins is very political. Maybe they know that a win — any win — will garner more downloads, more touring, better perks, access to better producers and musicians...who knows? Or it could be that they really believe…

Win/nominated: Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, and (I think) Ed Sheeran. All of them have at least performed at The BET Awards. And those are the ones I can name from the top of my head.

But my other question is, why is that relevant in this case? Unlike the BET Awards, MTV Awards are not specifically designed to…

This...did not.

This, I like. It’s shown in a semi-realistic scenario, and he still looks good. This took creativity and effort.

You are right about Colin Farrell. He makes you root for a father struggling as a failed husband and father. But I would even be willing to sacrifice him if it meant one less character to keep up with. And that’s sad television viewing when you’re willing to sacrifice the healthy leg.

First season was lean with characters and subplots, so you could keep up with the main plot. This season is drowning in too many characters and subplots, like your typical prime time drama. Every actor wants screen time, and it takes for-fucking-ever to move the story along. The one relief I had about episode 2 of…

How did C.A. Pinkham go from one of my favorite food writers to that one loudmouth at the bar who I wish would just be quiet?

Yeah, for all that early series talk about how “pretty” Piper is, that all got blown outta the water once Ruby Rose came on the scene. Ruby is waaaay out of Piper’s league. That nude scene where where she’s just standing there!?!? I mean, she’s a FUCKING MODEL!

My question to him is the same that Khloe Kardashian had for him on an ep. of Keepin Up... He was day drinking himself to oblivion, and she was chasing him around her lawn, trying to box him in. “What’s the end game here? What exactly are you raging against? Like, the day is done now.”

Pray tell, how does one get banned around here? Asking for a friend.

I’m really glad it took nine people to tell me that. Good job, internet.

Is she trying to spell “spaghetti,” but spelling it like “pasghetti?”

That’s unfortunate. I’ve been the subcontractor who was paid by an individual business owner. We had a previous work relationship, and when I decided to go solo, he threw me a bone. From him, I learned that you can work on your own. But if work gets overwhelming, invest extra time and money into support staff. And pay…