It is not my place to tell her what she can and can’t call herself. She has a right to that. What concerns me is that after so many years of reveling in the beauty and intellect of African Americans, when asked point blank, “Are you African American?” She conveniently walked away. Like, left her keys and wallet and…

It’s like he’s holding up an infant.

Oh, but wait! They’re environmentally friendly, so there!

So, I’m really torn with Stella McCartney. On one hand, I really like her approach to making clothes. She’s very committed to environmentally-friendly processes, and really the only one working at such a high level in the industry doing it. You can find her…

I think that’s part of the joke: That an unbelievably attractive man would have an equally attractive penis. So large, in fact, that it’s fake. It hinges on male insecurities about real penis size vs. silicone penises.

Wonder what would’ve happened if Arli$$ caught on? Entourage.

If anything, I hate when clothing themes are at someone else’s expense: thrift store-themed (mocking the poor), white trash-themed, hip-hop-themed that needlessly includes blackface...
Recently, I attended a party where the color theme that was encouraged was blue. It was simple and not enforced. Even better, no one’s…

THIS! At my age, I’m convinced I’ll be an older bride. Like mid-late 40s, early 50s. In that case, I’m wearing a oxblood red dress with white peonies in my hair.

This must be a mistake. This is clearly meant to hold wine bottles, or rolled up towels and bedsheets, or act as a foot rest...FOR THE FUCKING ADULT WHO PAYS FOR EVERYTHING!

But it is not made for a cat.

Where can I get this? Asking for my, err... niece.

Iyanla is the best at giving people the truth in the most hilariously shady way possible. Like when she told those two women were fighting over this man that they were letting, “a PENIS penetrate their friendship!!!”

Click through to Dlisted quote from Black Lively explaining why Preserve did not turn out the way she’d hoped. Apparently, the site wasn’t ready to launch. Simply put.

But then she claims they were “hacked” and it “leaked.” Hunty, a website is not like a broken faucet. If it’s not ready, it’s not ready. It doesn’t get…

...because he was too age appropriate? Seriously, the members of Sha Na Na made no sense!

“JKL, muhfukaz. Deal with it.”

I was just ugly-crying the whole time.

I’m actually kind of proud of him for wearing the uniform. Only professional athletes look good in baseball uniforms, and this isn’t his best look. But he did it anyway.

Lady here. I like to “bite” with my lips initially to see how he reacts. Then I apply similar light pressure with my teeth. It’s all about gauging tolerance. Some guys like it. Some don’t.

We need to be friends, because I’d rather roll my underwear than do my taxes.

And Julia [Louis-Dreyfus] actually said, ‘I know. Don’t you want to just kill her?’

Actually, I find being tidy leaves me room to do other things, not the opposite. I may have a few busy weeks, and can’t clean my place. But doing so takes less than an hour because there’s very little to clean in the first place. If you take the time to spot clean, find a place for everything, and regularly purge,…