This actually makes quite happy.

Backless is still making another round on the runway.

I might have to reach my credit card limit on some of these.

Listening to The Black Keys' Attack and Release. It's just such a turn-on. If I'm on the train, and it starts playing, I get horny and have to skip the songs.

And I used to date a guy who wore Egyptian Musk. He turned out to be awful, but I was so in love with him. Now, when I smell it, I get really contemptuous. But…

It's so inspiring when other women have not lost their adolescent awe and curiosity of the male penis. I know we're all supposed to pretend us straight girls are above this, but I'm not. The penis is a beautiful thing.

Now, pause. Breathe. Don't dig any further. And don't pretend that raising concerns don't come at your own emotional cost. You have an ally with me. There's no need for you to get defensive with me here. Now, if you want someone to take you seriously around here, start by knowing that you are heard. Otherwise you can…

"After all, they are protecting future you's from present us's."

I know this was hard for you to do. Holding white women's feet to fire for some of the most passive aggressive forms of marginalization, alienation, and appropriation is very difficult. So you were very brave to take that on. While I'm not sure this example was the best opportunity to make your point, you have some…

I don't know you, and I don't know if you're a feminist. You may not realize it, but you are making the same mistake many other feminists have made in the past which is deciding who represents "real women" best, and who gets to be a feminist. With UA and in her own way, Gisele Bundchen is declaring how she sees…

Plus, I don't think enough people know about or respect the physicality that is required to be a model. There's a lot of travel, a lot of wearing tall, uncomfortable heels that don't always fit, and hundreds of complicated poses. If you were just Google some of Gisele's work, you'd be amazed at the range of poses she…

Great Buys Under $100???

Yes, these headlines truly are the worst of the year.

As clear and observant as this was, this was almost derailed by Jessica Williams' claim that she knows who Telly Savalas is because her grandma used to watch Kojack.

Though this is the 58th owner of The Jerk Store. They've been franchising lately.

I support you, so don't let the internet trolls discourage you. You can always move on from this feed when it starts getting personal. I can take it from here. I mean, who the hell is this person to suggest you are a terrible dog owner?

I am totally with you. Just last night, I'm walking toward the subway station, and this older man says, "Hey there, sexy." I immediately and very loudly retorted, "I do not know you, do not talk to me that way."

He immediately apologized.

She might have wanted to. But Kanye was still with Amber Rose. Amber said somewhere (mediatakeout.com, worldstarhiphip.com. madamenoire.com, one of those sites) that Kim was going after Kanye hard—while they were still dating. Amber even told Kim to back off. But she wouldn't relent. From Amber Rose's account Kim…

Now, now. There are some smart people here. We can take it.

While this is an understandable mistake, what makes the story so brilliant is how pretentious the diner was; that even though he read down the waiter about the wine list, he couldn't tell the difference between flaky crust and parchment paper.

It's like she fell down and had to put it back on without a mirror. Nobody wanted to waste production time getting her wig adjusted.

Good to know. And I know Carol Leifer was a long-time writer for the show.

But it's always important to keep in mind that just because a network program hires women writers doesn't guarantee 1.) that the show they work for cares about their input, 2.) and that they will write well thought out female characters. See…