Fun fact: Woody Guthrie wrote "This Land is Your Land" specifically as a protest against that weak-ass song.

The funny bit is most of those kids wound up being musical geniuses themselves.

Pro writer here, sounds like you got hosed by SB.

The sickest of jokes is the best proof that you're alive.

I would also add Harrison Shipp to the list of HGP standouts. He was the only reason to watch the Chicago Fire this season.

nevar forget

He might be the only guy they can get any decent players or draft picks for. Too bad not every team has a Herschal Walker on staff when they need trade bait.

The Premier League is going great guns. Just DVR the early games and watch them later in the day.

Ditka was never shit without either Ryan on his staff as DC or as an assistant on the Cowboys. The rest of his coaching career was garbage.

You can't be the best drivers in the world if you only turn left. That's just pure logic.

Or 1992.

She might have.

Oh, please let this not only be true, but a condition that is getting worse. I am OK with politicians, lobbyists, operatives, and other scum sucking in rich people's money and keeping so much of it that they actually forget to campaign. That would only benefit America.

Kim K actually created something as far as a business. I think Kim K is a better Republican than Palin is.

Nah, that's pretty much how Reagan ran things, so it probably won't be that bad of a reaction.

1. Citizens United.

TIL Conservative PACs are the secular version of evangelicals. By "secular" I only mean they are not ordained pastors, not that they are not religious.

Keane is one of the best midfielders of his generation

And can speak seven different languages and trash talk in them all.

Yeah, the match wasn't over. It's basically Jose's version of what Red Auerbach used to do during Celtics games when he'd light up a cigar just before the end of a game the Celtics were winning.