By losing the show?

Oh, yeah, I should have added at the end, "...unless someone or some community wants to buy Kraft a stadium where he wants one." Good point.

Sadly, yes.

Ah, understood, carry on.

I hate the Crew with the force of a thousand suns, but I must admit this crest is a large improvement. Still not as cool as this, though:

Rebrand: SLC Danites

99 percent of the state of Iowa would like to have a word with you:

When Kraft dies, they'll do something about the logo. They might build a new stadium after his grandkids die.

A thought; wouldn't LA Wanderers SC be a legitimate nickname for the rebooted LA2 team? First, LA's home to America's car and freeway culture; hence, Wanderers. Also, since they're getting kicked out of StubHub, it also fits the old Euro traditions of giving the name to clubs without a home ground of their own.

It's actually a reference to the Mormon prophets; don't tell anyone.

They tried that with NASL in the 1970's, make it more like American football, then they fell flat on their faces. Now MLS is creating its own culture just like other soccer cultures in the world have done before (with the possible exception of the Great Britain teams) by stealing what they like from older cultures and…

Preach.

Wonder if he's dealing with sleep apnea. I had to deal with this shit during long meetings until I got on a CPAP machine.

Never thought there was a more randomly humid place than Iowa growing up. Then I visited St. Louis.

What the old-time pro wrestlers called "cheap heat."

You'd be chill-ass too if you'd won every trophy you ever could by the time you're 28. Ronaldinho's 34 now.

The only way they can have a real sellout is if they're hosting Real Madrid.

Slightly off topic: Is Hulk Hogan an example of a Florida Man? Discuss.