Whatever. I'm sure you're in favor of college students having to pay so much in student loans they become indentured servants for the rest of their lives as well. Take off.

Ed O'Bannion and Bill Russell have something to say about that.

I'd like to see the Seattle fans try something like this.

It's terribly obvious that they care for Man U more than the Bucs. Which makes sense, because they actually win... for now.

If a team thinks a player is lying on the ground faking an injury, they should run over and kick them in the crotch as hard as possible. Problem solved.

Fuck this kid, suspend him for a year and see if that gets his attention.

PTI is 100 times better than First Take. You can actually picture yourself wanting to spend more than five minutes with Tony and Mike.

In conclusion, fuck the Huns.

Read it, saved it, grew up watching him coach, even interviewed him at one point. The stories be true, amigo.

AJ, meet Molly. Molly, AJ.

Especially these two badasses. You saw their coaching credentials, here's what they did as wrestlers:

And so Sean Johnson, US Soccer's fourth- or fifth-best keeper who's almost definitely not going to next year's World Cup, was agile enough to get his fingertips on the shot and deflect it off the post and into the air.

US fans complain more about the Mexicans in the stands during US-Mexico games.

I've always been a soccer fan, but it has turned into a full-blown obsession in the past couple of years. Fox Soccer Channel was the one place where I could get my fix for the day any time of the day. Personally, I thought the coverage they did was fine, and the specials were pretty good, too. [Being Liverpool was…

This is America in 1988. We don't need soccer.

I agree it was underrated.

The last two sentences of this I literally have no idea what you are trying to say.

And now Prisco's afraid of getting a CT scan. Brilliant end to the piece.

So, these players shouldn't be cared for? OK. Or, what do you really mean?

They are so fucking yellow and their badge looks like a rejected Run DMC logo.