Well, they're better than the Chiefs and Royals combined, I'll say that.

The Sounders have been around since 2009...

Well, it sounds like you have good front office staff, and that can often be enough, especially if those owners don't interfere with what they do. I'm happy to have an owner who's distant if he hires the right people and stays out of their way.

I know. Much respect from the Midwest.

So, basically, the zombie plague, then. Got it.

Creepy Welsh bastard.

Yeaaaaah, being Bob Kraft's afterthought isn't all that cool, I would think.

Treasure having Sporting KC in your backyard. From what I've seen, it's a class organization that's going to contend for trophies for many years to come.

Yeah. Nearly 20 years and no cups would suck.

First of all, we'll celebrate our teams however the hell we want to. I bet you were the same type of person who said that whites in America and in England looked retarded playing the blues, and all they did was invent rock and roll. What our fans do might be inspired by Europe (and South America), but we know what we…

Bitches don't know about my buildings.

I agree. I would rather see MLS as complimentary to EPL rather than better. You have to think Brazilians deal with this shit all of the time, too.

Yeah, that's as hilarious as fuck, isn't it?

OK, I just know I dig the Section 8 experience more than any other match I've ever been to before. I guess it's not for everyone, though.

Oh, hi, time traveler! Nice to see you visit from 1984.

Quaker was based out of Chicago, so it made sense for us. I always liked it when Newcastle Brown Ale sponsored Newcastle United's shirts.

I think the fans are going to be OK with this. They'll like the fact that he's a human being rather than just a suit. He was not as dismissive of the fans as the article here made it to be.

We agree.

Not true! They'd think Jesus was pretty hip if he came down wearing that jersey. If he was wearing an Arsenal shirt they'd have a go at him.