This is how you celebrate Scottish football properly:

I appreciate people remembering there is playoffs in the EPL (The FA Cup). Here's some more knowledge.

Where does Magic Mike Magee fit in on this list?

Hey Drew, where would the typical white Chicagoan put these teams on his list of cheering priorities?

Fuck these owners and God save the fans.

Does Lasso know that he's coaching a Jewish team?

20 years ago, the NY Times bought the paper for $1.1 billion, now Henry snaps it up for $70 million. Guess Henry knows when to buy his papers.

He could run Celtic and Sudeikis could run a newly promoted Rangers. Laughs and race riots would abound.

There is no excuse for DWI, but I understand Angle getting drunk immediately after having to go through this stupidity of Tito Ortiz being the new "surprise" for TNA. Note the total no-sell of nearly everyone involved, the fact that the fans could give a shit, and everybody just stands around looking at each other as…

I realize he was a WWE star, but your piece makes it seem like he still works for WWE, not TNA as he currently does.

I love the new stuff, but the old school stuff is great, too.

$100 million-plus better.

Even the European leagues are planning to implement what they call Fair Play rules because they're getting six of the same six teams buying up all the players and half of the remaining teams in Europe going broke just trying to keep up with them.

I'd rather see this than have MLS get bloated and fall apart.

Christ, after the third wife you'd think he'd get the message.

Luis Suarez will have his mouth taped shut until September or he's transferred, whichever comes first.

/facepalm

Guess all those people in the stands don't mean anything, then.

And never making the World Cup.

Well, this will make the matches against Spurs a little awkward.