Zlatan's entire career is stuffed with "deal with it."

You've got to all remember, he is Swedish.

Ah, now you are starting to understand Zlatan.

He can't hear you, he's been too busy winning league titles in four different countries.

Trolling is way too obvious.

Muricans give thousands of dollars to Nigerian scammers.

I never fail to lose it at that point. I am so glad he had the chance to meet Benny Jr. before he died.

But we want our offensive jokes to be good, not blindingly obvious like the "jokes" you find in Meet the Spartans, for example.

Oh the lols

Dennis Farina, always a boss. We'll miss you.

It needs to be our main one from here on out. I get sick of Nike or whatever always changing designs. Let them keep this for the first kit and then they can screw around with third option kits like every other club in the world does.

Snap

We have to now. I assume everyone is doping at this point. Nobody can be trusted because that is what has happened.

This is how you do music right during a game:

Christ, how much does the woman in the reenactment look like Selma Blair?

At least this saves us from all the boring "Will Donovan be on the World Cup squad?" speculation, or distracts us from it. That was getting old, but I'm glad to see Donovan playing well again too.

David, have you heard about fake Facebook accounts?

I loved The Franchise growing up. I always thought it was Gent's expansion of the ideas of North Dallas Forty to an American epic.

San Diego needs to tell the Chargers to fuck off to LA.

For the Hunnam haters, I present to you Green Street Hooligans.