I know, admitting sexual behaviors makes you look at them from a different point of view and think to yourself, "is that weird?" But whatever works for the couple, right?

Microbiologist here. Just FYI, only about 1 in 10 of the cells in your body are human. Bacteria (bugs) aren't just your friends, they're YOU. Cheers!

Am I the only foodie that only had a problem with the pilsbury recall? Take anything but my bread!

I will tell you what I told Chobani: if you don't want the mold in the damn yogurt, then don't make it in my bathtub because that is all that is in there.

If smoothies are the unhealthiest thing you eat, no one needs worry about you.

I don't think pop-inspiration/feel good-ness works if you think about it with things like logic and facts.

This guy has the skills, the background, and the personality. He will go far, and I am 110% serious.

I would definitely get that person in my office ASAP for an interview. That is hilarious. That's a creative writer/designer who might be able to pull off some funny shit here. Absolutely brilliant.

My 8-year-old just looked over and said "Meh. He doesn't even have Pinkie Pie or Twilight on there." (She is currently wearing her Rainbow Dash t-shirt. We are all things MLP in this house these days, people.)

The man has imagination, you have to give him that. It'd take an interview to see how well he'd fit into a company, but he sure did a helluva job showcasing his talents right there.

I know we're not supposed to judge people or something whatever things. But this resume? On my desk?

My only qualm is the use of Hobo Std for the body text.
those little egg-shaped letters need to take a hike. That said, high five to the brony that made this. Resumes are so damn boring. Jazz that shit up and stand the fuck out.

He has a pretty face but there's something Patrick Batemanish about him I can't quite put my finger on. Anytime I've watched his performances, I'm like that can't feel good. Maybe some women love jackhammering? I don't know, but my cervix contracts/winces when I watch his scenes, but that's just my personal taste.…

How are people reading this as charm? The "porn for women" he's talking about is the feminist produced/directed shit that gets brought up in comments on this site every time someone mentions that the majority of porn is incredibly misogynist. No, no, you're just not looking in the right place! There's good stuff…

I can't wait for his and Robin Thicke's Guide to Feminism to come out in paperback. Call me when the majority of porn directors aren't dudes. Kthanksbai.

Ugh. I'm just picking up so many abuser red flags off this it's not even funny.

I didn’t know this, but this makes me sad. Rutina is awesome and would act the shit out of this role. Is there any evidence that Rihanna even can act or is it just a big name draw to rake in the dollars?

This is a little off topic, but speaking of recognizing black women, I'd rather see the talented thespian Rutina Wesley
play the role of legendary jazz singer Josephine Baker than Rihanna. I wish Hollywood had smarts and were more creative.

I just hope Robin Thicke took a long shower and got tested after performing with that dumpster fire known as Miley Cyrus.

Not to be the Debbie Downer here, but...