The "who watches your kids" is less a judgey question to me and more a practical one. Not everyone can afford a gym membership to a place with a day care and as someone who once kicked my own child in the head while trying to do a DVD in my living room, yeah, who watches the damn kids and where do I get one?

I think there was a real sense of bleakness coming out of the 80s and in the early 90s, that transfused itself into the culture. I think when people look at grunge as unnecessarily whiny, they don't realize how it captured the zeitgeist and the cultural sense of malaise. And then there were boom times in the 90s— it…

You miss the child rapist Nugent? Because he got a lot of press at the time for his under aged girlfriend.

Fresca + pinot grigio = mommy's summer cocktail

Diet Coke? No way. Now... 50 cans of Fresca a day, I could totally get down with that because Fresca, while not at all delicious, is eminently drinkable. I don't know why, because I don't even like it, but it constantly manages to find its way into my mouth.

She can be as evil and she's wants to be, because she is fucking fantastic. Every time I am carrying an iced coffee I try to channel a little MLP as nancy botwin and give someone a wide eyed stare down.

I've always heard she is a serious bitch behind the scenes, but I can't help but adore MLP and want to be her when I "grow up".

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

No, no, not the Manganiello DIET! I want to make it my Manganiello LIFESTYLE.

Was I the only one openly weeping? DEAR GOD that was just the perfect amount of cheesy and heartwarming.

Can we also mention how insanely gorgeous Mary Lambert looks in that dress? She looks like a classy Jessica Rabbit!

So, Jon is totally annoying, HOWEVER, I really did not understand Liz's total repulsion and continued mocking of him about this. Maybe it's just because they both appear to have the maturity of a 13-year-old boy, but she just seemed so unnecessarily mean and weird about the whole thing. I can picture ragging on my…

I guess to me it just doesn't seem like a denial of the truth or sensationalizing anything. The fact that he was not legally Soon-Yi's stepfather has absolutely zero bearing on the situation in my opinion—he still had that role in her life and that is what matters in a situation like this. It's not like his legal…

Director of American Hustle, David O. Russell groped his transgender niece, but was not charged due to "lack of evidence". Woody Allen is a confirmed pedophile. Not even mentioning fucking Roman Polanski. Here, let's ladle out honors and lifetime achievement awards.

Not to be judgmental, but does Jenelle Evans have any business calling out anyone on anything? Are is she just bitter they didn't put her on the show (omg please do this next season VH1)

How the hell do you successfully climb out of your friend's bedroom window at 5:30 pm?! Where do you smoke the stolen cigarettes?!?