Near-sighted and anxious?!? Then I am a rhino too! From now on, when someone makes me anxious, I will charge at them bellowing like a rhino. "What, I was just following my natural animal instincts!"

So our source on this is the Sanford PD, which also decided that a guy who shot an unarmed kid could just merrily skip on home (with his gun) because he said he had his reasons?

Yeah, so...I'm going to Cedar Point in a couple of weeks. And to be honest, I'm still going to ride all of the roller coasters.

Philly-based artist John Corey Brinkley is selling an illustration of Sen. Wendy Davis — on stationary cards, iPhone cases, etc. at $15 a pop. All proceeds will be donated to Planned Parenthood of Greater Texas.

“The Barbie formula has always worked. Every three-year-old girl in the world wants a Barbie doll.”

Krispy Kreme with the whipped cream (not custard, custard is NASTY)= me gaining 50lbs because I will eat da 'hole box.

Both sound great to me. "Healthy" shall nevermore come between me and ice cream. I do make it myself, too... in all delicious varieties of flavor, with mountains of white sugar and heavy cream and whole milk and fresh fruit and real vanilla bean and... and... and...

You know what's gross? Non-fat milk, or as they used to call it, Skim milk. In real life, it's a grey, watery color. They add whiteners to it now to trick you into believing you have real milk. On my grandma's farm, it was only good enough to feed to the pigs. Pigs, I tell you.

I make ice cream frequently, and it does nothing but make me want to eat it more.

My only interactions with the 'cronut' have been reading Jezebel complain about it.

It's fairly easy to find in the suburb of NYC I grew up in — if a store stocks Frendship farmer cheese and blintzes, it probably has Fresca. I haven't found it in Sweden yet, and it breaks my heart!

Diet drinks are an acquired taste, but once you acquire that taste, there is no escaping its clutches. It's not a compromise, something you settle for, an alternative to what you really want- oh no. no no no. The kick of the carbonation, the sweetness, oh god, the pseudo-thirst-quenching satisfaction, the chill of it-…

I prefer the diet version of drinks a lot of the time. The sugary ones coat your teeth.

I feel the same way about Coke Zero. You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

This!

Amen, Laura! Praise be to Diet DP!

Justification: heat rash. For whatever reason, I get bad heat rash under my arms and if I don't shave, at least during the summer.

I love the hips and thick thighs but...how on earth do you have such a defined gap between such thick thighs? I'm trying to figure this out, as a real life thick legged woman.

They were both wonderful in their own ways! You take that back!