Okay, so they don’t watch the show.

Huh. My first thought was that a columnist for the Globe had done some poking around, found a bunch of stories that didn’t add up, but was suspended for some suspicious reason right in the middle of his investigation.

Saying something racist should have consequences, intentional or not.

This isn’t funny, helpful, or necessary.

The dodger did win.

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

“Washed out colors for Superman”

I obviously cannot know what Pachulia’s intentions were Saturday night—he is, after all, a big lumbering oaf, and there were bodies on the floor at his feet, and shit happens

I cannot tell if this is a serious comment or not.

Kevin Hart Attempts To Scale Trophy Podium, Denied By Much Larger Man Literally Anyone Else In The Stadium

“Nah, man, I am a comedian.”

To be clear I’m pro-Edgar for the HOF but I’m a little thrown that he’s the guy everyone wants to go to the mattresses over. His case is good, sure, but it’s not like he’s got a 100 career WAR and is up there with the Rickey Hendersons and Cal Ripkens. His career 68.3 bWAR puts him above some guys in the hall but with…

Eagles Fans: Destroying Stereotypes Since Never.

Cinematographer chiming in here. Yes, yes, yes! The Cinematography Oscar seldom goes to the best, the most artistic cinematography. It goes to the MOST cinematography. Most colorful, most epic, most showy. It’s why Lubezki won three Oscars in a row. Yes, he’s a master, but he’s also really adept at giving the academy…

“I bet you hate that.”

“There are about a million songs with this underlying structure.”

False: We actually have laws for incidents involving one person convincing another person to commit murder. It’s still murder. Fuck off.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

I’m confused as hell after reading the deodorant one. Did someone mix up parallel and perpendicular? Do I not understand human anatomy?