Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

Really, it’s the methods used for arbitration and this idiotic entrenched idea that “saves” is a number that really matters. Drew Storen is the Nationals best reliever, and I for one am happy that he is unchained from this stupid notion that he needs to be used only in the 9th inning when the Nationals have the lead…

implying that, because a nation has a poor educational system, all its citizens must be too stupid to learn the baffling complexity of sports like football or basketball, is stupid, and pretty offensive.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

If there’s two things we know about Michael Jordan, it’s that he likes to gamble and is bad at it.

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

As a lifelong Cleveland sports fan, I really hate this comment. Also, it’s completely possible.

My money is on the team's plane crashing.

How they didn’t dominate the decade I still to this day struggle to comprehend.

Here’s your answer:

A League of They’re Owned

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Why was a 12 year old boy out with his parents at 3:30am?

Brian Wilson’s schtick went from lovably quirky to contrived and self-impressed almost overnight.

Sounds like you might be unaware of current events, so here is some context as to why this may be a relevant story:

Friendly reminder: this motherfucker who tweeted “The Lakers is gone get a ring”, “Lebron gay 4 that” and “Kobe already beat durant shot he do that to but charges” graduated WITH HONORS from Michigan State University.

When Oakland and Washington are the only two dissenters, it’s pretty much a a guarantee that you’ve made the correct decision.

I never knew that Mets front office personnel got to sit in the expensive seats.

He should be in that Pixels movie since he's the human manifestation of the cheating AI in NBA JAM

First time I get to use this in response.