Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

Really, it’s the methods used for arbitration and this idiotic entrenched idea that “saves” is a number that really matters. Drew Storen is the Nationals best reliever, and I for one am happy that he is unchained from this stupid notion that he needs to be used only in the 9th inning when the Nationals have the lead…

implying that, because a nation has a poor educational system, all its citizens must be too stupid to learn the baffling complexity of sports like football or basketball, is stupid, and pretty offensive.

Um, it was broke. I love the look of my Chucks, but they’re by far my least comfortable pair of shoes. I’ll gladly pay an extra $15 for better cushioning.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

This comment is just as played out as the scene in which it criticizes.

If there’s two things we know about Michael Jordan, it’s that he likes to gamble and is bad at it.

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

Yeah, there’s already a data destroying hard drive. it’s called a “Seagate”.

Totally. We shouldn’t get pissed when people in high positions of power spew offensive and discriminatory statements. Its not like anyone might look up to them, or take it as acceptable behavior.

As a lifelong Cleveland sports fan, I really hate this comment. Also, it’s completely possible.

My money is on the team's plane crashing.

How they didn’t dominate the decade I still to this day struggle to comprehend.

Here’s your answer:

A League of They’re Owned

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Why was a 12 year old boy out with his parents at 3:30am?

This. Given the very limited information given (and the demonstrated variation in manual-gearshift patterns), 6 is a perfectly rational answer. Unless the riddle is basically “what is the 2nd-best answer to this diagram, assuming the best answer is 6”. But from the article, I don’t get the impression that “not 6” is…

Brian Wilson’s schtick went from lovably quirky to contrived and self-impressed almost overnight.

Sounds like you might be unaware of current events, so here is some context as to why this may be a relevant story:

Friendly reminder: this motherfucker who tweeted “The Lakers is gone get a ring”, “Lebron gay 4 that” and “Kobe already beat durant shot he do that to but charges” graduated WITH HONORS from Michigan State University.