Why be so cynical? Can people not grow and mature?

Here's the amazing thing. Or maybe not so amazing now that I think about it. This only happens at country concerts. Any other concerts or sporting events at Heinz Field, people clean up after themselves. It's only when these redneck fuckstains come out of the woodwork we get national attention. It really casts the…

Wanna know who still buys CDs? These people do, which is why "shirtless country" is a thing now. It's basically country-twanged pop rock based around dumb bumpkin escapist fantasies and performed by wholesome non-threatening rubes whose greatest dream is to become the new Jimmy Buffett. These tours are a huge deal…

Seeing this makes me sad for the current state of the NBA. Maybe it's just me, but I really think it cheapens your claim as the greatest basketball league in the world when you have a jersey with Gerald Henderson's name on the back.

Why do people insist on doing completely idiotic things such as watching a scoreless Jets v. Bills game?

This is quite possibly the best and most useful Lifehacker post of all time.

The descriptions for #2 and #3 are the same. I need closure on those roads, dammit.

Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

Reggie Jackson, The Naked Gun: He assassinates... Baseballs.

The Winter Soldier was pretty bad-ass as a brainwashed soviet assassin.

Are we sure those are Browns fans, and not just the actual guys?

According to Neill, here is how the UM political science faculty reacted to the emails:

Deadpool

Kyle, I don't mean to go all "Yahoo comment section" on you, but what the fuck are you talking about?

maybe he shouldn't have punched the guy in his neck?

Not to be a Johnny Raincloud, but it's not especially ballsy. I would say more clever or creative. With 2 outs, the runner on third doesn't matter, you just need an out. So the first play is to go to first. Once he realized he had no shot at getting him, he did a little trickeration to get Gonzalez. Worst case…

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