If you’re impressed by 371 yards and 2 touchdowns in 12+ quarters, I cannot help you.

I’m saying the 2015 season was the counterargument to the idea that he could help a contending team.

He almost literally never threw the ball past the line of scrimmage.

44-for-60 for 371 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT in 5 games (3 starts) for the Steelers in 2015.

So, does Pop have any plans for, say, 2020? Asking for a country.

I assume he’ll still be wearing that completely ridiculous-looking costume as well?

“Otherwise, you’re in decent shape if you’re not doing a lot of exercise or heavy sweating.”

Donnie Darko is survived by his father Eddie, his mother Rose, and his sisters Elizabeth and Samantha.

That’s “Bengals captain Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones” to you.

Kind of playing devil’s advocate here, but I’d say it’s that there’s now a Peter Cushing “performance” on film with which the man himself had nothing to do.

“You should leave the tree outside in the cold for at least one night to kill any bugs still living in it...”

Can’t wait to watch this buffoon deliver a State of the Union address. Because it will cause my head to explode, and then I will be dead .

I think it’s time the question was asked: Is Josh Norman butt?

Just trade him to the Browns already .

You can very easily read into this tweet that he’s saying that selecting Ellison is a terrible idea. You can also read into that he’s saying, “This is interesting.” Which, come on, it is.

That is fun.

Makes one wonder if Goff could be, y’know, butt.

Question: Did it even rain during the “rain delay?” Or was the only purpose of pulling out the tarp to allow the Cubs to gather themselves after having been punched in the mouth?

Let’s remember some butts!