It was probably naive of me to think that my Hangouts conversations would show up in Allo as well, huh?

Maybe she didn’t know he was married...?

“All of the well-known locations from the film, like the Hallelujah Mountains and Tree of Souls...”

No, but Ghost Rider is.

#FixedItForYa

Also because no one wants to see that.

More like “IRGIII.”

This is the stupidest possible play in all of sports, and I love that it occurs with such regularity.

Fucking Sia.

“For the better part of a decade, the most fascinating narrative about the Avatar sequels was their release dates.”

That play calling by USC on first and goal, tho. Woof.

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

Pete’s Dragon and Star Trek Beyond have both gotten fairly strong reviews. I think the problem with the former was marketing, or the lack thereof.

Animated movies do well in summer because kids are home from school and parents need to do something with them.

So next time I can’t sleep because it’s 80 and disgustingly humid, I'll just remind myself that I'll be fractionally less uncomfortable the following day! Thanks!

I think the term “fuck fest” has been applied a bit too liberally here.

I’m hungry.

You could’ve stopped after the headline and photo.

Yeah, A-Rod sucks.

Wouldn’t it be funny if — and I’m just speaking hypothetically here — everyone reading this replied to everything Donald Trump tweeted going forward with “Go fuck yourself?” Wouldn’t it? Hypothetically?