What do the Eagles do now? I dunno, but I’m sure ESPN will pontificate endlessly on it.

You know it’s bad when the actress herself apologizes...

If I was the quarterback for the Browns, I’d drink too.

I’m sorry, but “Buzz City?” WTF, NBA?

Regarding the Pan moment, it seems someone’s been watching Baz Luhrmann...

“I tried to keep quiet...”

Pats fan, eh?

Right there with you. On the first viewing, I left a little underwhelmed. The second time around I was able to enjoy it on its own merits, without the burden of expectations, and enjoy it I did.

The issue is that Rey doesn’t seem to have a learning curve. Any time she faces any kind of adversity, she develops a talent or ability on the spot that allows her to overcome it. This didn’t really bug me though, as it’s clear from the get-go that there’s more to her than meets the eye. Heck, even she is surprised…

I’m generally okay with a loose definition of “science fiction and fantasy,” but come on. Ted 2? Kingsman?

Yeah, it’ll be interesting to see how big a barrel of laughs Cam Newton is if the Panthers face any adversity at all this season. Which they may very well not.

Thanks for the spoiler alert re: Mr. Robot. Jerks.

“If the season ended right now, the Bengals would still get the AFC’s second bye—and the Steelers would be out, losing the tiebreakers to the similarly 8-5 Jets and Colts Chiefs.” #Correction

The answer here is obvious: Just let students keep doing this until someone dies then wonder why nobody did anything earlier.

I’m gonna have a problem with Olivia Munn in this, huh?

“Getting tough... is a ludicrous and objectively ineffective way of dealing with an employee’s substance abuse.”

“And can a sex scene ever REALLY be bad so long as it has boobs and butts in it, and so long as you’re not watching it with your old man?”

Also, hey, not everyone saw The Wrath of Khan, so the “big reveal” had zero impact on them (us).

Every other post on Gawker these days seems to be the last of its kind. Pretty soon, I won’t be on here at all anymore...