“Whitlock is an unsophisticated thinker on race...”

The stupid part of this is that the official is expected to judge intent. It should be as simple as “batted ball = penalty.”

That 9.00 career ERA is gonna cost him some Hall of Fame votes.

And yet Google “statcast 100 site:mlb.com” and you get just this video. So there’s clearly something remarkable about it.

“All right, welcome to the Bill Simmons podcast. Unbelievable. Cousin Sal is in the house!”

Hey, Ray Farmer’s gotta keep busy during his suspension somehow.

Any idea if either of these work with Google Fi?

Yeah, if he’d hustle once in a while, his OPS could be, like, 1.126 instead of a measly 1.125.

Wonder if Papelbon would’ve been so gung-ho if he didn’t have a potential win on the line when Harper was up.

“[...T]hey still have the American League MVP favorite in Mike Trout.”

#LOLJets

I’m confident that Matt Williams will handle this perfectly.

“I watched my phone like a hawk while driving around the SF Bay Area...”

Who called this an “elaborate” hoax? Because it seems like it was anything but.

Alternative headline: Kam Chancellor Discovers Being Paid Something Is Better Than Being Paid Nothing

And if you are a Prime member already, screw you!

SUCK WITH LUCK

The Steelers game ended almost 24 hours ago and I’m still drinking. I may just have a problem, though.

So this isn’t the laugh riot I thought it would be?

He acts like the kind of guy you want to hit, too.