"It comes out in January..."

I wish he would make every movie.

Here's an idea. Five minutes of 5-on-5 OT, followed by four minutes of 4-on-4, followed by 3 minutes of 3-on-3, followed by two minutes of 2-on-2, followed by one minute of 1-on-1, followed by zero minutes of 0-on-0, followed by -1 minute of -1-on—1, followed by a shootout. Then have everyone come back the next night…

"Teams are guaranteed a point if they make it to the extra period, and therefore have much less incentive to go for the win."

I'm impressed that Stamkos knew that, actually.

You must have left out the part where he made sense.

Fixed it!

Yeah, because those things happened all the time before they implemented the rule change.

All I can find is this: "The spin-o-rama whirling penalty shot move had been a topic of controversy because the rules state that a shootout attempt was over if a player stopped his forward movement. Eliminating the move gets rid of the ambiguity, though it will cut out a staple of highlight-reel films."

No, the goal was tremendous. I'm saying the rule that the puck must always be moving forward is stupid.

The whole "forward motion" thing is stupid, no?

Submitted PTO request for May 1.

Forget the Dez Bryant video, anybody remember Deflategate?

I think the issue is that Buffalo winters are fourteen months long.

See also: Ichiro.

You know you've reached the upper echelon in the NBA when you kick Lebron in the man zone and only get one game.

A split infinitive in the first sentence? For shame.

Okay, so what exactly is the "problem with a Nazi Superman" that is promised by the title of this article?

Kings of Leon have been shitting in our ears for 15 years, so this is only fair.

May the Force be with you, sir.