"I caused an injury that I never intended..."

Huh. I always thought "defer" meant that the team was simply deferring possession to the second half. I didn't know that they got to choose to kick or receive at the start of each half. Thanks!

To be fair, I'm pretty sure that kicker is twelve.

I love those crab chips.

Wait, why did Texas get to choose what they wanted to do after they lost the coin toss? Shouldn't they have just been asked what end they wanted to defend?

"Good effort!" - Rahim Moore

Yeah, I must have missed the part where the Ravens cut Rice and the commissioner went on the CBS Evening News to explain his actions. My bad.

"Did you really need to see a videotape of Ray Rice punching her in the face to make this decision?"

I'd say it's about time for Congress to get involved in this, no?

"They saw it, and they thought little of it, and now they're praying you don't notice."

Great, now it's my fault, too.

I wanna know what became of the old dude who goes into full "put up your dukes" mode at about 0:27.

I bet at least 150 of those "Dallas Cowboys" teams are owned by Jerry Jones.

God, enough with this already. We get it, the cover sucks. Time to move on.

"Dancing" Groot will be released on December 31, 2014, just in time for no one to care any more.

"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all." - Ray Lewis

"Alpha male shit," indeed.

A place near me uses provolone. I don't know if I'd say it's better, but it's very good in its own right.

I anxiously await a phone that's just screen all the way around, that you can't pick up or even touch without launching half a dozen apps by accident.

You know what would be interesting? If some big-name free agent or even draft pick refused to sign with the team because of their name. I wonder if Snyder would feel the same way about the team's "tradition" and "heritage" then.