Trump has been getting a lot of comparisons Hitler lately, but this strikes me as familiar to another murderous dictator: Kim Jong Il. Like, we’re told Donald Trump’s health would be the best of any president in history, that he’s got the most amazing memory ever seen, that he’ll solve all our problems because he’s…

So, Obama’s state-issued “Certification of Live Birth” wasn’t good enough, but Trump promises medical records and we just get a doctor’s note.

Considering how that crowd rolls, kid's gonna have to make due with prayers.

Maybe I’m not doing the math right, which is likely, but this part confuses me: “Roberts tells the Post that according to the nurses and doctors he interviewed, Yocca had voiced a desire to terminate her pregnancy with a coat hanger when she was only 24 weeks pregnant.”

Why would they resuscitate it? Are you fucking kidding?

You are so much smarter than me. I watched the entire thing and I will forever regret it. FOR-EV-ER.

Your answer isn’t blaming Lena Dunham for someone else’s technical mistake so expect to be flagged.

i’m down with all of it besides the lower lashes

I look at it more as “See, this is what should actually have a waiting period” rather than drawing a direct parallel. Because a lot of the restrictions on abortions would actually be totally reasonable and helpful when applied to gun purchasing.

I so want somebody to talk about the need of more gun control that I do not care.

Er... they may be fraternal but that doesn’t mean they don’t look unbelievably similar and also dress similarly. These pics are just from 2015:

As a former smoker couldn't agree more. It's disgusting!

I’m still hesitant to eat at jack in the box after their Ecoli outbreak. It was late 80s early 90s?

My mouth is full of burrito but come at me E-coli.

Somewhere in America:

He sure as hell looks manic when he is couch jumping and calling Matt Lauer glib.

I like that Jennifer is kind of exactly how I thought/hoped she would be.

Filipino here. We are South East Asian by geography, and Malay-Polynesian/ East Asian by ethnicity. Some people may have Spanish mixed in, but often, it’s hard to tell. Culturally, we also don’t consider ourselves Latino/Hispanic, even if our culture is heavily Spanish/Mexican-influenced. Spanish is no longer our main…