So will they use green condoms to make this easier?

The eerily accurate texts are fake

I'm going to respectfully disagree on this one.

Yes! I thought I was the only one!!

I don't think there is much of a difference between 40 and 50 when it comes to teenagers.

It pissed me off because they used the likenesses of all of these admittedly admirable women to get our attention to promote.... Bing, which has nothing to do with any of them or their accomplishments.

I stopped holding in my farts under my hairy sweaty meat sack a long time ago.

Is that a rash all over his torso?

Thank you! This explains so much...

Yeah I'm the weird person laughing to herself in the doctor's office waiting room.

I hear ya. In an effort to keep my husband from becoming my "now ex" he is working and going to school part time. It sucks because now we are both busy all the time, but at least I am not constantly filled with the desire to strangle him.

I am guessing she is the one hosting this gathering, which in turn also makes her the most smug/annoying person in the photo.

I had a friend in high school who became possessed by the devil. There were many other stories but this was by far the best (and the most alarming to my 14 year old Christian school attending self). This was also long before Marlena became possessed on Days of Our Lives.

Yes, I was just coming here to say that! She would look so much better with actual eyebrows.

Are bones supposed to bend like this? Is that not a bone? Also, is this a couple or a set of twins? They seem to be the exact same size.

I know!!!! I wanted to see the tree and compare it to my own! I really need to get to work and stop procrastinating this morning....

I have kids and I think this would have been better without the kid narrating.

On the contrary I find it kind of weird that they seem to almost fetishize brown children around here.

I think the embarrassment is because it sounds just like fart, it most often happens at the most intimate of moments, and it is completely uncontrollable and unexpected. You don't feel the queef coming, it just happens. At least this has been my experience.

Yes, my family owns a jewelry business and I can confirm that rich people do in fact have tabs, which they often fail to pay.