Did 2018 consent to being fucked by this whole article?

Since you listed the Power of Powerpoint, I’d like to recommend Slides Carnival - templates for Google Slides (can be downloaded for PPT), with a CC license.

His mother has 1,000 Twitter accounts?

Two beers, or not two beers

One other detail is that Real Madrid’s star player is of course everyone’s favorite statue model Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Portugal... who are Spain’s first rival in the WC.

May 30th: Billy Haisley praises Zinedine Zidane for his managerial skills at RM.

Excuse me, are you me? Mid-40s guy who has rekindled his love for jazz recently. To your excellent list, the only glaring omission I’d add is Bill Evans; but don’t forget to check some of the more 60s fare like Stan Getz, Dave Brubeck / Paul Desmond, Joe Pass...

I was scrolling through the suggestions with my brain screaming “NPR Tiny Desk Concerts!” - and I was relieved to see you’d mentioned them. Seriously, the amount of new (to me) bands that I have discovered there over the last year or so has been phenomenal.

The difference, of course, is that the Pavones were meant to be, as you say, homegrown - coming up the ranks in the B teams. Asensio (signed from my local team, Mallorca) and Casemiro (a Brazilian signed from Sao Paulo) would not fall under that label. I give you Lucas Vázquez, though.

A sentence such as “bukkake my shirt in flecks of lycopene” is why Magary gets paid to write, and you and I don’t.

I am certainly not suggesting that, and it is obvious that we agree much more than we disagree. But when a bunch of teenagers have seen their friends mowed down by a war weapon, I don’t expect them to be completely logical. And I am impressed of how mature these kids are being throughout all this.

Wrong. But given the choice, I’d rather have a house in a place where people stop at crosswalks and stick to the speed limit, rather than in Mad Max.

There have been 39 school shooting deaths in the past 12 months.

That’s such a cheesy response...

That would be the baseball team.

As a Spaniard, thank you for the gross generalizing aspersion.

Worth mentioning, perhaps, is that in Spain (I’m not sure about other Spanish-speaking countries), “marihuana” is a normally accepted term with no racial connotations, sometimes shortened to “maría”.

I am not sure which of the two relevant XKCD comics to post.

near the Strait of Mallorca near Singapore