You’ve been here for years. You should know Jalopnik is more than about cars.

God forbid we interrupt the 400 posts on the Tesla 3

Sounds too familiar...

I for one welcome our new snowtrain overlord, forebearer of the great Snowpiercer. All glory to the sacred engine.

I know right, this is my normal everyday view from my office window.

I’m up here in Quebec all like:

my street doesn’t even get plowed if there is that little on it

At least when cars learn to drive in the snow they won’t freak out every year on the first day of snow.

Not sure, but quite possibly:

SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

Hmm... looks like BeamNG.drive on steroids.

I have a 2015 Hyundai Genesis that gives you the option of 3-, 5-, or 7- blink. You can also shut it off.

Was there a movie out of it? I thought it was somebody’s video project.

Came to go with:

I miss the trijets, and quads are facing a bleak future.

I wonder if the 18” wheels from the ST would fit over the RS brakes. Also: No mudflap option? Boo...

Not sure if I followed the instructions.