The gauge cluster and steering wheel shape lead me to the conclusion that this is a 2006-2011 Ford Crown Victoria.

Oh look more forbidden fruit to the Jalops in America (Focus Estate), and a lot full of cars in Europe someplace.

People who drive giant SUVs and bitch about their poor gas mileage. What the hell did you expect?

If your wheel only detects one hand and it’s resting on top, a douche-alert siren rings periodically...sort of like when it detects your seatbelt is off.

Or, you know, require both hands for driving.

Can they please

he certainly is tossing it around in a rather cavalier fashion

The yearning I have for this car is so unreasonably strong that I literally cannot express it properly with any words in the English language.

Of course it was Philly. Can we disown that city?

Pick one.

L-1011*... ftfw

Chevy Cavalier.

What’s absurd about the Edge is it’s a round amorphous eggSUV, and at the exact same time, Ford is making this:

That looks like diabetes and concentrated heart disease in a cup.

Top with another pork product (bacon) and we’d have a deal.

I’m doing my part. Got the wife a new 3-er wagon a few months ago. Shame they only make them AWD and auto, but it truly is a great auto.

Most local groups are pretty lenient on this.

The one I bought, a 2014 Ford Focus SE.

I have to admit, this is the series that got me watching Markiplier.