Sorry... X-treme predator.

It all makes more sense when you remember that studios don’t care about film series as much as they care about properties, or in other words brands. A reboot is a studios way of going, “hey, you know that property you like? We’re making another one of them, please kindly forget bout the last time we made one of them…

So lemme guess the humans and predators they were just fighting have to team up to destroy this new super-predator...sorry, new extreme predator.

You’re right. Apparently she was only driving a 5mph at the time too and the deceased’s family’s ‘wrongful death’ claim was dismissed by the courts.

I was sad when this Sundance incident happened because Into the Wild is one of the truly-changed-my-life movies and I will continue to love it. But I’m with Jameela on this (and just in general, she’s dope).

Being male in Hollywood means that your sins in general are quickly forgotten, violent or otherwise. Let’s all remember that Winona Ryder was out for years for shoplifting. But choking someone to unconsciousness? Who even remembers? A man has to make a living!

What did Brolin do?

Are there any men who look like they’re perpetually smelling a fart that aren’t terrible?

I ran into him a few times, he was a drunk angry dildo. A bit like Labeouf but far more annoying and aggressive.

This guy’s career should have ended there. It’s a bummer to watch Speed Racer knowing that this dude and Matthew Fox are pieces of shit, even knowing that the Wachowskis and most of the rest of the cast are pretty moral people who have been active in causes. 

Tarantino probably met him on a “guys who like to choke women” board. “Oh, you act too?”

He probably should still be in jail

I swear I heard it was going to be Freddie Highmore who replaced Anton Yelchin in Trollhunters. That would have been vastly preferable.

I’m submitting this post for a Pulitzer.

This checks out.

My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

I don’t even understand these headlines. Why would we want to know about his daughter, wife and friend after which is a “comma” and then mention his death. I don’t even understand what they are trying to get at.

Luke: Tell me the truth, okay? ‘Cause there’s been a lot of lying in this family.

The Live Action Role Playing version that is currently happening at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is pretty hilarious:

This was so good I nearly blue myself. Also, Boba as THE Mr. F just works.