So very rough. I wish him well.

1) Not enough commas.

Can you name anything Kimmel’s done that’s as bad as the Seth Rich thing?

I’m surprised people around here seemed reluctant to take Kimmel’s side(except as a lesser evil thing) in this feud in the last article about it.

Take care — and don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!

And as for the military, we have many many many bases, including Parris island where most of the marines who protect your first amendment rights, using guns, are made.

A. My ex-boss is one of those yankees you speak of. You can keep her, no worries.

Not sure if this is a Marine Todd style copypasta or not but still: You know that if you (try) to leave you don’t get to keep the bases or the marines right?

Oh gosh I can hear that with his voice... Also D—A—I—S—Y ...D...A...I...S...YYy

“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.” 

Seriously! They look almost identical! It’s like these two pictures I found of what must be identical animal twins (I think maybe the eye color isn’t the same, but beyond that they must at least be from the same litter):

SSHHHH! You’re interrupting Adam’s pearl-clutching time.

This is sooooo Bill Gates. He’s a loon, in the silly kind-of groan-y humor kind of way. He tells bad, but super-silly jokes and doesn’t take a lot that seriously outside of his works. This was probably his idea, even. The guy is a clown, really, who gets super-serious when he needs to. His public persona is almost…

So bad, it’s good.

I’m sorry. You’re wrong. David S Pumpkins is everything, and the Gates parody is good internet...horrifying, but good internet.

Really? THIS made you want to die? You’re trying way too hard to find things to hate. Rather than interesting commentary, this post comes across as a petulant teenager who’s annoyed by everything.

#FreeSpeechForTheDumb