Dear Penthouse,

If I were hooker boots I would explore the laws in Israel on defamation.

Has anyone called the Secret Service about this?

That's one a couple of these I strongly suspect is a troll.

I think the woman is.

A lady is OLD! Snap!

Which is better at countering Coulter's message: 2000 people gathering together to announce they disagree with it, or threatening to put her in jail? I'm going with the former.

http://kateharding.net/2009/10/08/guest-blogger-starling-schrodinger%E2%80%99s-rapist-or-a-guy%E2%80%99s-guide-to-approaching-strange-women-without-being-maced/

I thought this was settled by Ephron et al. (1989).

There are still laws on international flights. Contrary to 30 Rock, planes are not governed by SkyLaw.

We've all seen Sorority Sex Secrets #34 and you can't fool us.

That link is broken and searching Michael Jeffries doesn't reveal any Obama donations. Perhaps there's a bridge that's missing you right now . . .

I'm really a dog.

Obviously Gandhi revealed himself to be an alien when he said "Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow men."

You've lost me. Literally.

Thanks kindly.

Did you seriously just propose that rich and powerful people don't rape because there is so much sex available to them? Rape is a crime is a crime of power as well as of sexual violence, one that often thrives on power differentials. The "balance of probability" is almost certainly that more powerful people commit…

What evidence do you have for that statement? That it is difficult to convict rich, powerful men, and therefore none of them ever rape anybody? By that logic no one lynched any African-African Americans in the first half of the 20th century because the legal system didn't convict anyone for it.

There is no blanket ban in the US on giving blood if you've "had sex with somebody in Africa". A certain number of West African countries are banned because they have a type of HIV that our blood tests don't pick up well.