I mean, he needed to start before this. He should have handed out the punishment at the same time the report was released. That way he would appear to be able to determine a fitting punishment using something resembling a brain and he wouldn’t look like a gutless shill gauging the public’s reaction and doling out as…

Wasn’t this precisely what they were going for when the league allowed teams to bring their own balls for offense (after lobbying by Manning and Brady)? I mean, why else would you allow it?

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

I swear to god, there has been an increase in "holiday gifts" and I feel it's tied to trying to boost the economy. I feel in the last 6 years EVERY event has to have some kind of a gift.
"Show her you lover her this Valentines day, with a Lexus." "Be sure you buy your kids the nicest bike this Easter." I've even read…

Every city has things they love and are proud of. Let's make fun of them all!! Sounds like a great time.

I've lived in STL my whole life (50 years) and I have NEVER heard that I can absolutely tell you that is not a STL thing, it's an idiot "thing"

No, St. Louis People do not say that all the time. I have never heard it uttered by a single St. Louis resident, ever. They only time I have ever heard it used, at all ever, was by my elderly aunties in rural TN. Of course, maybe people don't say it in front of me because the know it would be ill-received. I'm…

I've lived here 38 years and have never heard that. Maybe don't be friends with racists?

Pick a topic and we can have a little essay contest. Get objective judges and if your essay is better I'll donate $1000 to your charity of choice and personally hand you another $1k. If I win then you donate $500 to St. Hubert's (I like animals) and nothing to me. That's 4:1.

I have lived in St. Louis for 30 years and never heard someone say that.

I've been living in StL for six years and I have never heard anyone call anyone "colored."

I've been living in StL for six years and I have never heard anyone call anyone "colored."

I like Dominos thin crust pizza occasionally. These cackling authors and their 3rd rate wannabe NYC snark can fuck off on this (I'm not from STL).

This article does nothing but quantify the stereotype of Northeasterners being insufferable assholes. I mean, HOW DARE any city not within a 30 minute train ride of Manhattan claim ANYTHING as their own?!?!?!122 Why the hell would ANYBODY outside of the New York Metropolitan area...errr but not New Jersey, be proud…

For just the quip about Italian food in this post, I challenge Gawker to a taste test. Boston or New York or wherever you wish, vs. The Hill in Saint Louis. I have been to Little Italy, and some fine restaurants in NY, and it was really really good. However, I have been to restaurants on The Hill. And I have to say I…

I hope that everyone involved in this article dies an excruciating death.

What I can't wrap my head around is the: my husband can't have sex because of his medical condition- except for kink that I won't do, but I totally want to have sex with my husband.

Why do Cardinal fans get lumped up in this shit? This fucking twat of a writer spews this garbage and let's go ahead and associate all of the team's fans with it. As a Cards fan, I hate this shit as much as you. Every time a national writer profiles this team, it's an "Aw Shucks" disaster. Just watch the damn…

Huh. This article is way off. Changing tables are great (if you have the room). No hunching over. You can strap the little fucker down so he won't roll off. If he pisses/shits, there is a washable cover to remove. Have you ever washed a couch cushion? Or a comforter/duvet cover? It sucks balls. Use a changing…

This feels unfair, but I think most of the reason I've fallen off the Will Smith bandwagon is that his kids are so goddamned insufferable that I just assume he and Jada Pinkett must both be terrible people to have produced them.