There are no winners in the toast story. Not the batshit crazy customer that doesn't know how words work (and who gets that irate at any toast-related issue?). But the server doesn't win either, I mean he/she could see that the toast was, in fact, wheat toast. Every time a new plate came out, it was wheat, right? How…

Never, ever, EVER come to America.

I agree and disagree with you.

Well.......did he play a hunch that no other coach would have dreamed of playing, or did he just have a brain fart and forget to call time out?

I'm sure she's fine. Looks like she pulled out her calculator and immediately began cheering herself up.

His starting point was right around where Doug Baldwin took his poop.

Hey, I have a better idea. How about car companies make the price, you know, the price. Why is it that I have to haggle? If a snow blower at Home Depot has a price tag that says $900, it's $900! I can then decide for myself whether this seems worth it to me and either purchase it or buy a goddam shovel instead.

I have no shame in admitting to be a bandwagoner. I was born and raised on Florida State football. The fact that my parents, my brother, and I went there at least gives me a logical reason to root for the team. I only stared to seriously watch professional football after moving to Boston three years ago because the…

It's still tough. Patriots fans are awful, but they're already in the damn Super Bowl and have been the Patriots for so long now, I can't really picture another Super Bowl changing that.

Is Deadspin really supporting this shit? No they did not LIKELY cheat you assclown.

Chex Mix has some form of pretzel in it so you get those along with all the other salty, garlicy goodness. How the hell does anyone choose plain pretzels when faced with all of that?

On the other hand, another thing people don't tell you about your wife being pregnant, is that you might get the exact opposite reaction.

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

What a fresh take. Please go on.

In response to the burger question, Peanut Butter and Bacon are amazing. You have to sacrifice cheese which I'm not normally a proponent of, but the salty sweet combo that the pb and bacon brings is pretty awesome

Oh, you want to talk etymology? Enjoy.

"In 2005, the Indian language scholar Ives Goddard of the Smithsonian Institution published a remarkable and consequential study of redskin's early history. His findings shifted the dates for the word's first appearance in print by more than a century and shed an awkward light on…

Problem 1: No one uses "Redskins" as a slur.

No matter how many times you say this, or how much you want this to be true, "Washington Redskins" is not a racial slur in the present-day context.

Shitting at work is a goddamned inalienable right. I'm pretty sure that's why we have unions.

Rot in hell.