Rot in hell.

"...more culture than probably anywhere in the country other than NYC..."

You're not seriously suggesting that LA is anything other than a shithole, are you?

"But yeah, it's not like the Dodgers go full Steinbrenner considering most of their best players (Kershaw, Kemp, Jensen, Puig) are homegrown."

Actually the Yankees during their dynasty years of the 90s were full of home grown players who arguably were their best players (Jeter, Williams, Posada, Pettitte, Rivera) that…

Molina is better than Kemp and it's not close.

"Dodgers in 3" - Deadspin

I'm sorry...I know you guys have a boner about the whole "right way" thing with the Cardinals, but I just don't see how this is any different than any other team talks. Baseball is just like this. Every manager always talks about his team wanting to do the "right thing" all the time, yet the Cardinals are the only…

Drew is a terrible person. Only toddlers get away with that stupid "no crusts" bullshit. If anyone tries that around me I'd make them buy their own goddamn pizza. What a fuckwad.

I ate Pop Tarts and Pop Tart related things every morning for 4 years. Being poor in college was fun. Anyway, Wal-Mart's Great Value toaster pastries are objectively better than Brand Name Pop Tarts, and when I got bored of the 5 flavors Great Value has to offer, Hot Fudge Sundae were the only acceptable Pop Tart.…

Good thing there's no racism or violence in Los Angeles.

than doesn't equal then

By the way, if you buy a new TV, you will notice that sports look great and movies look like absolute shit. They look like they were filmed live with Carrie Underwood playing a Von Trapp. This is because new TVs have an anti-blurring technology (Samsung's is called Auto Motion) that produces what is known as the "soap…

that sounds right on track for 'pro-life' well-to-do white people, actually.

When has Pujols ever been tied too steroids?

You're right, he really should have consulted you before his appearance.

This will be a distraction to the team. Just like people that either strongly support or condemn activities like dogfighting and banging other dudes, there are also people that support punching bitches and those that don't.

[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]

Oh, also, I hate myself.