started to read this, then stopped, because i’ve already got this preordered...

he was presumably being stabbed by a giant manbaby, so i’d guess there wasn’t a lot of power behind those thrusts.

agreed. he was wooden and terrible. she was at least passable.

yeah, no. he was the worst. she was at least passable.

the developer of that app said that that was an accident.

chris...

the people that feel the need to stock up on guns are actually probably looking forward to it...

sorry they got all political in your safe space, snowflake.

i will never understand the appeal of announcing to everybody that you will never understand the appeal of this show.

...aaaaaaand it’s gone.

...aaaaaaand it’s gone.

yeah, but margary will get all the glory for it.

because he has a penis, obviously.

i can’t hold the thing for extended periods of time. my hands noticeably hurt after playing mario kart undocked while watching something on tv the other night...so i put out the kickstand and used my pro controller while it was undocked. does that count?

well a geoduck is a clam, so...

hey man, whenever i see a spider, i burn the goddamn building down.

this was mine. i was at the chicago march.

counterpoint: bird feeders are bad.

“do you know why i pulled you over today?”