(which are all rude/impolite things, but definitely not unethical)

burping and farting unethical? wut?

thank gummi jesus. just finished off my 5lb bag last week.

thank gummi jesus. just finished off my 5lb bag last week.

nice.

#69. mike shirt is nothing if not a classy motherfucker.

yep. knew exactly which mission you were talking about as soon as i saw the title of the post.

oh man. i got to that point yesterday. reloaded so many times, because the damn thing kept falling apart on the way to the stable. thought to myself, “maybe i should google if this is even possible.”

i name all of mine “roach.”

i just stood next to kass (the accordion parrot) while he played saria’s song for like 5 minutes.

oh my god. savage. this is the best.

yeah, so...tried out the amiibo functionality.

BUT THERE ARE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA THAT DON’T HAVE NINTENDO SWITCHES!

i hope for a pink poop update tomorrow (no pictures please).

welp. i know the first thing i’m doing when breath of the wild shows up on friday.

needs more anus.

because many many more people have fond memories of nba jam and/or double dragon than arch rivals...and that will help them move more copies of their game.

no titans photoshopped in in the comments. i am disappoint. (and also shite with photoshop)

me too. and i’ve already been practicing my fake canadian accent for when i travel abroad anyway...

food court chicken teriyaki (which is still one of my favorite things to eat) followed by “tilt,” the arcade (and minigolf) under the food court.

you realize family guy and south park aren’t exploiting actual human beings for this shit, right?