Well, he is one big asswipe, so...it seems kind of like a natural pairing.

I expect tomorrow he’ll state the toilet paper was a deliberate comment on the liberal media.

TRE45ON - The piece of toilet paper stuck to America’s shoe.

PLEASE let the press ask Sarah Suckabee about this!

Are we sure that’s regular toilet paper and not the Constitution with which he usually wipes his ass?

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

And yet it’s the least embarrassing thing he’s done as President.

Truly the thing he deserves to be remembered for.

What a shit heel

And yet no one called the cops on the Orange menace’s fucking spawn for doing so.

My guess? The person watched Pulp Fiction not too long ago and assumed that everyone gets comfy and chats until ROBBERY!!!

I said this in the thread about the congresswoman who was campaigning; it’s already insulting that they think we’re stealing, but it’s more insulting that they think we’re such bad fucking thieves.

and being there for an hour! it’s a brilliant criminal setup...really lull them into feeling safe and just at that moment grab the money you just gave them!

“Hello 911? This motherfucker wants a sandwich but all I smell is bourbon on his breath.”

Can a motherfucker just eat a goddamn sandwich? Sorry, it's early and I'm still feeling last night's bourbon

It couldn’t be more obvious if dude signed the threatening dm “Chad.”

“cuck husband” also seems like a very white guy insult.

Not only that, but that white dude has watched a lot of pornography. Like, an unhealthy amount.

Becca: “Hello, slave catchers? I just saw a negro with a mulatto child, I think he stole it. What do you mean he’s probably the dad? BLACK MEN CAN’T BE FATHERS! Also, come quick, I think the baby has a gun!” 🙄😒

I’m starting to think that white folks are just trolling black people now.