Can somebody please put in a call to this guy? Maybe he can make shit right for the father and son.

Here in 'Murica, we don't even bother unhooking the trailer when we jump our semis.

There is just much fail here. The author here insinuated that they got lost and ended up on the track, but getting on their track was their goal in the first place. The driver is driving another girl's car, avoids the race marshall yelling at them to stop, and keeps driving and laughing while the girl is in hysterics.

She needs to be WAY hotter to be that crazy.

I was waiting for her to make the age old mistake of hitting the tire to have it bounce back at her claw first.

Jay Leno needs to take over Top Gear US. The man knows and loves cars more than anyone on the planet.

I'd agree, but I'd say specifically the Raptor. It's big, loud, brash, and unapologetic about it. And it comes in red, white, and blue (and a couple other colors)

He must have been flying through that corner...

"The ignition failing like that is a lawsuit waiting to happen" is a helpful and true statement. Someone should have been making that statement.

I feel like I need to say this much as possible, hoping the execs are reading this; BRING US THE WAGON!

Really? They've been there for a while, there was even a comb-over=roof flap commercial for NASCAR a few years ago. (Which I cannot find, ugh) You can download it here though, just look for NASCAR-Roof Flap.