Watching he longest day on jume 6th has become a tradition in my house.

Actually we use something called knife and fork... maybe you've heard of it? its quite popular here in Denmark...

#ElizabethianCowboys

Automatic Elf! That movie is legend!

...I really hate Kinja's comment system.

Ravenous is such a fantastic little film. Totally underrated. And the soundtrack is excellent.

Doesn't have to be a long rant, as it's pretty simple. A horn is basically a handle, and having a handle on your helmet is suicidal. The reason why the Romans had that short crop hair we picture them with is because you can pull a man down by his hair and slit his throat. Strangely enough, it took them a while to…

I could go in a long nerd-rant about why horned helms are highly impractical in an actual battle, but that would be just dancing around my main issue with them: they look fucking stupid and nowhere near as "badass" as some seem to think, to me.

First thing that came to mind, I hope it is not too obscure for most folks...

yeah in recent years DC has made Aquaman pretty badass.

Or just go to a fencing school? You know, the olympic sport with the feluret\sword.

pasties my friend the english have pasties, and they beat pies

Ah, well we have actually solved this issue! More specifically the people of Cornwall. You see, having a hearty meal down in the tin mines was a problem two fold, there are no kitchens in mines...duh...and that the dust that comes from mining tin that gets on the hands is poisonous, so they invented the pasty.

Because I fear being inaccurate.

There's a diorama!

Sign me up!

THIS. Also, pommel strikes!

Fools. THIS is how you eat sushi.

It's funny how often this scene has been parodied, I love it.