I wanted to post something but, meh, why worry. People are allowed to do what they will do to themselves. If she's healthier and had a better quality of life as a result, then great. My only comment then, is that we can count her ribs a bit too easily. Yes, we women do feel the pressure to attain a certain body type,…

N worth it. I played with a few friends back in the first few years but eventually we left it. I never regret leaving. There are so many other ways to tackle online games with other people that won't drain your money. Leave it be and evolve. It would be a good entry point for people with money to spend and not a lot…

Beenie weenie calzone! It's going to be messy, but it's going to be good, so long as we use beans in tomato sauce and add a bit of cheese it could be a hit! You are on to something!

The cracker jacks sound good. Salted caramel? Sure!

You could also fit in a deer before the cow, a moose before the hippo, and let's just remember to cover it in cheese. ;)

I'm looking forward to the game as a full stand alone version. Too many people get caught up in perfect graphics or inventory systems and I am happy to adapt. After all, we've played a mod, and while I still enjoy it, I hope for many issues to be resolved. Am sure Dean Hall wants that as well. If it's fun to play…

Well, I never have anything bad on my hard drives and I don't worry about the FBI where I live, here in Canada, but maybe before recycling things a good burst in the old microwave would make sense. Might be vacation photos that someone would steal and sell for use in picture frames at Walmart, and that doesn't sit…

Well, it's not the worst thing ever, this microwave invention. The real danger is in the convenience products like pop corn that we prepare in the microwave. Chemicals! Seriously, hot air is the only way to pop. Everything else is sketchy.

Yes, that guy did it, but then you take it a few steps too far (let's but in some forks and a hand full of nails and make a thunderstorm) and it all goes wrong. So I have to do the "don't try it" bit. I get paid to do it!

I could do it without destroying the microwave, sure, but people get carried away and bad things happen. So as the safety lady I have to tow the line, even if it saves one kid in one kitchen. That's the rule of being in safety!

You might have enough to buy a new microwave! Stick to the CDs, please.

I am in Safety, I have to advise against things and prepare you for the worst. Besides, the smoke from melting plastic can be toxic. It sure made me feel sick when I tried to make my own doll accessories as a child!

Why not? Alright. Explanation.

I know all that, but I did like how you explained it. Bonus points for you! To kids I just explain it as electrons in a negative charge crossing a gap and causing a spark. Electrons unleashed. Then I hit the button on the arc simulator, cause a 120 volt spark and they jump. Fun times!

Ah, the wonder and beauty of electrons unleashed from their atoms. So dear to my heart.

It is mounted on something, maybe a bit of microwave safe plastic with a groove in it. I think I see something at the bottom of the CD in the photos. Clear object so we can't really see it and it does look like a wizard did it.

I am happy to wait. And I hope that some of the prominent DayZ YouTubers get to do some videos as part of the closed testing, maybe do some promotional clips to put to rest fears of janky play, or showcase the changes with constructive feedback. Which means SideStrafe on the top of the list, please. Why? No he's not…

Oh that poster is fabulous, make this long day of travel a lot better. Thank you. And if I end up in need of fresh seafood and flee to the East, yes, someone has to take me fishing and row the boat. Yep.

I'll defend your right to live where the darkness sings to you. No need to worry about that. But I will recommend some vitamin D drops, even if they are not the same as what natural light gives. ;)

I'm not a skyper, but LaurenDanger is the place to start on the twitter-verse. That should narrow down the list from 500 or so that you'd find there or on Google. Doctors and models and actor types and singer types and exercise gurus, and then me, fiction writing safety instructor. The only me I know how to be, online…