I do like the idea that aliens just like fucking with us, though. heh

My boyfriend and I were watching one of those Ancient Aliens shows the other day (OK BEAR WITH ME I PROMISE THERE'S A POINT) where this guy was speculating how this temple couldn't have been made by slave labor and how the only plausible theory was aliens. It dawned on me that believing an alien race came from another…

Oh yes...I worked with a gal who was running around telling folks that it was all an "act" purported by Obama in an effort to disarm the American People. According to her, the government hired actors to stage the incident and that bodies needed to be shown to convince her that it had happened. Sick.

This is the reason why I find assholes like Alex Jones and his ilk so reprehensible. People that I actually thought were decent were saying it was a false flag operation. "Obama killed those kids to take our guns!" or claimed it didn't happen at all. I am okay with an asteroid killing us all now. Well, most…

Congratulations and good luck! Also, I have to call my mom now and thank her (again) for not being That Kind Of Mom. Her parenting style sometimes veered into the "disinterested" territory, but the lack of baggage we have between us makes it worth it, in hindsight.

I wish there was a version of this for daughters and dads. I'm getting married next year and my dad and I are not close. We can have nice 20 minute phone conversations but beyond that it ends in a fight. How does one navigate that relationship when all I can think about is him getting drunk and being a dick to…

Good luck. I love my mom but she is bull-headed and tactless at times and she can send me into a day-long rage spiral with just one flippant comment. My plan—should I ever get married—is to express boundaries early on, and to express them in front of both my parents and a few friends so that my mom won't think I'm…

ATTENTION ALL LADIES:

In any case, the Uber driver I had a few months ago who stopped driving Solange and Beyoncé because he said they were "rude" and "not that pretty" is probably feeling really vindicated right now.

Is Solange a drug user? Cocaine plus booze makes some people mean.

The reaction to this has been so odd. We have video of Solange punching, kicking and spitting on Jay Z, he literally does nothing back and the immediate reaction is : "He must be cheating on Beyonce".

If my sister suddenly started wailing on my husband I would react just a wee bit more than this. How strange.

In tenth grade I made a painting of a fully nude, supine woman holding a coathanger being vaginally penetrated by a crucifix while demons clambered over a Venus symbol floating in the background. It was on display at the beginning of the school day, censored with painter's tape 20 minutes later, and completely…

Wedding shower for a third marriage when both parties are rich grown-ups who already have a kid together = tacky as hell, I'm sorry. I don't object to Kim having a party but I wish there was a term for it that didn't imply I'M GETTING MARRIED GIVE ME STUFF.

Is there anywhere that we could maybe donate some Blick gift cards or something for this girl? I want to advance her career as an artist however I can.

As a teacher I'm very saddened by this. I know first hand how girls struggle with the sexually hostile, invasive behavior so often excused by schools because boys will be boys, cover up and other rape culture narratives that end in victim blaming and rampant sexual harassment in schools. It's just heartbreaking to…

"how do they not have disapproving aunts who try to keep them from being so tacky"

Of all the things to revive from the 90s, the bucket hat was not it