Some people have, for whatever unknown reason, throwback accents. I do not know why, but I am one of them. Before I met RadhaPineapple, I dated a man in the Marine Corps who sounded just like a "tough" in an MGM film from the 1930s. His voice was just incredibly appealing. I have been told that I sound like an…

I actually had an abortion the year before I conceived my older son. I was about a month out from being married, and we had been doing such partying I was concerned about going through with a pregnancy. I have no regrets, and I would never have had the two wonderful boys I have if I hadn't made the choice.

haha whaaaat. Do you think racist kids have social activist parents?

In Paris again! Holding hands and giggling together!

I was sitting here thinking how beautiful she looks precisely because of the little wrinkles and "imperfections" showing in these pictures compared to so many of her peers. She looks magnificent.

Look, Angelina in White — in Paris yesterday with Elle Fanning! Don't know why Jezebel the feministy site has ignored Angie and Elle rocking their premieres for the last few days, and only post her when she steps out with Brad.

'Botox' prevents wrinkles by immobilizing the muscles of your face (Botox blocks signals from the nerves to the muscles. The injected muscle can't contract. That makes the wrinkles relax and soften), if you've ever seen Angelina smile, laugh, grimace, or frown - she can make very deep crinkles by her eyes and…

Remember the obituary written by the daughter of the world's worst mother that went viral a few months ago? Remember how we all expressed sympathy for her poor, traumatized children? Apparently if that mother had written about her hatred for her children on Whisper, we would all be hooting and saying "You go…

I'm sure my friend who lost her triplets 7 months into her pregnancy after 6 years of IVF & who still mourns them every day would be happy to take any I these kids off of these fuckers hands.

Mother's Day is always hard for me. The cards that say "you were always there for me!" "you always knew what to say" "you always had time for me". Not my reality. Instead I get my mom a funny card. I love her, but she was a shitty, self-centered mother.

Pollyanna here! I love my kids. They probably saved my life. I was a hard-partying girl, but I always knew I wanted kids. They forced me to settle down and be a responsible adult. It was hard to admit to my super-feminist mom that the only thing I really wanted to do was be a Mom.

The weirdest is when you see a teen posting questionable photos and status updates on their FB or something and their mom likes them....I mean. I guess they're the Cool Mom?

What about the kids who hate their moms? Mother's Day quid pro quo, Clarice.

Some of these make me very sad. I will just hope they were having a super bad day. But yes, my kids totally ruined my body.

both me and my wife agree. Dolly parton is a saint, and genius. We will love her to the grave and beyond.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

I want to be a metal Dolly Parton when I grow up.

which she's been weirdly secretive about

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.

Dolly is a shrewd business woman protecting her brand image. If I were a celebrity I would want to have a part of myself hidden away too. This doesn't make me admire Dolly any less.