"For not pressing on the soft spot on my head when I was a baby... Even though deep down you really wanted to."
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Utterly and completely mesmerized by that cat gif. I'm seeing cats in a whole new light.
So you speak out against body snarking by body snarking the body snarker? For one, given the power differential, body snarking a male is ineffective. Also, doing something you say people shouldn't do is hypocritical thus undermining your position.
Man, Reese seems like the perfect lady, but she gets sloppy when she's drunk. Remember when she got in a fight with a cop when he pulled over her husband? The weird thing is, it kinda makes me like her more.
Katy, Ima let you finish, but Beyonce had the best tour outfits of all time.
Real talk - I got some meat on my bones and I was in Macy's today just looking for some damn work shirts and pants and I wanted to cry out, "YES. PLEASE SELL MORE LARGE PRINT FLORAL SMOCKS." I don't hide from my body and I want to feel amazing in what I wear. This video, first and foremost, made me be like - where…
The only thing that will kill us faster is this constant use of goddamned portrait mode.
I just know his daughter lost her virginity in the church basement.
I fucking hate people who try to get books banned. It's so...there isn't a word to describe how bad it is. Unless we're talking about a scientific piece of literature that has been debunked, (bell curve) there is nothing that can possibly justify banning a piece of literature. This country's love affair with…
This comment deserves its own post. You win the special Carol Burnett gold sparkly star today:
My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.
This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…
The most disturbing part is how the girls participate in their own objectification because they are so steeped in it, they don't see it as such. To them it's, like, totally no, like, big deal because, like, the only people who might be, like, offended are the ones who are, like, ugly, you know? Because they won't get…
"I say this as someone who attended prom with a friend and played the Street Fighter arcade box they had set up in back the whole time."
I would love it if every single girl in the school told the guys to go fuck themselves when they come to claim their "prize" and went to the prom with guys from other schools or by themselves. Sadly, I am sure we know that wont happen...but I can dream.
My mother only gave a shit about starving children in Africa when I wouldn't eat my Brussels Sprouts.
Being pregnant made me realize the importance of abortion access even more profoundly than before. Even though all my pregnancies have been welcomed (one was even specifically planned!), it is nevertheless an often uncomfortable, mental and physical takeover. Additionally, being a parent irrevocably changes your life…
Only a self-absorbed asshole would think that because they delivered a baby or someone they loved delivered a baby, that means everyone else should carry out their pregnancy, even if they're in a circumstance where they shouldn't be having a baby or, worst case scenario, they were impregnated as a result of a sexual…
It's a real baby, you know, it's not some disposable somethin'