Agreed. If there's anything good that comes out of this story, it's that at least I learned that a brave and great and wonderful girl, Jada, exists in this godforsaken cesspool called earth.

Welp. You've got to give him this - he found a way to besmirch the reputation of carnies, a feat hitherto thought impossible. Congratulations...?

So it began like an episode of Law & Order then.

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

I like that she still wants to fit in "dye his carpet pink" between all that evil.

Chilling!

The thing that's terrible about this is that Findlay is such a tiny little shithole that I'm not sure what she's going to do now. Like, her options are drastically limited and I bet EVERYBODY knows that she's the girl who got fired from Texas Roadhouse.

This is a great explanation and description of the psychological aspects of depression. I'd also like to point out that even though it's largely "in your mind," the physical aspects—and, often, causes—of depression are debilitating too. In the darkest hours, you don't have the energy to even pretend to be functioning.…

Some schools lead people to believe it's the only option. And given how shitty most police forces are at dealing with sexual assault and rape survivors, it's no surprise that some people would rather turn to a known university employee than an unknown officer.

#NotAllDolphins

I feel like we're really glossing over this tho "an experiment to teach dolphins to speak English."

I want to give that police department ALL the cookies for doing their fucking job. Thats messed up.

I'd be willing to try it once you have Exchange for the Android.

I'm going dress real sluty if I ever go to Utah.

In today's episode of Missing the Point with your host, Bears:

Yeah, I don't think this is commentary on forcing yourself to be attracted to someone who you're not attracted to. It's about letting societal pressure bully you out of being attracted to someone who you ARE attracted to.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN really means "think of me because I'm too afraid to teach my children". Also, gotta love the irony of them censoring a censored picture of a topless woman.

OT: The programming with weddings is NUTS. My second wedding cost $400 and was planned in ten days, and I was eight billion times happier than I was at the first one. Alas, the marriage failed ( among many other things, he decided he did want kids) and now years later, I'm getting married *again*. And my guy couldn't…

Do you think the kinds of parents who ooze on social media about how perfect their precious angels are and how happy they are to have given up their careers for them doth protest too much? IMHO, people who are truly happy with their lives don't brag.

The really crazy part is I feel like some of my friends who had kids early tried to convince me to do it too so we could be miserable together.