EXACTLY.

the only thing that could have made this better is the actual accent ' thing above the ole. :)

let me know when we have confirmation that tans are out. Please.

aww, thanks! My nickname for over 15 years has been Mouse, cause I'm 5'2". But I've got a wicked sense of humor so I'm often laughing. So, it fits. I use it on a lot of platforms, so you may see me in other places on the interwebs. :)

my friend's mom used to have a pin that said

okay, *her* 3 points are ridiculous. HOWEVER, when you sign up there IS a waiver at the end that basically says you give them permission to track your health history for the next 5 years "for purposes of the next renewal." But the thing is, I'm with her on the part that I don't even know what I'm going to do and I…

too bad. I'm not.

If you are trying to understand depression, please please please go read Hyperbole and a Half. Her two posts on what depression looks like for her are Spot! On! (If you don't read about the dead fish, you haven't read enough). She doesn't necessarily have a lot of advice for those of you trying to help those of us…

holy shit, you're surprised??? On Jez? I'm surprised you didn't get MORE likes in 5 minutes.

I think Pinterest has TOTALLY AND UTTERLY made pre-planning a much bigger thing than it used to be. Before you had to buy a magazine or two, maybe a binder or some poster board, glue, and physically cut things out and past them together. Now it's 2 clicks and voila the most beautiful (god awful) mason jars EVER are…

I don't think I'd quite go so far as to say "pathetic" but, yes. I used to mentor college students and it is truly LUDICROUS how many of those girls have wedding boards but no boyfriend in sight!

oh. my. gawd. I almost laughed out loud at my desk! And it's barely 9 am here. I barely SPEAK before 9 am.

A Skinny Santa will just look like a meth addict breaking into your house instead of a jolly person bringing you presents.

rofl. awesome. just, perfect, awesome.

where might a girl find one of these???

Personally I always loved Ramit Sethi's idea of automatic my finances so I *wouldn't* have to think about them more than once or twice a month. Unfortunately I do not have direct deposit at my current job and get paid the 15/30th instead of every 2 weeks or something. His systems, as laid out in his book, wouldn't…

i agree. and was just trying to figure out if there was someone *I* knew who'd need this kind of help.

thank you for that last point of permission. I have a very good friendand we used to attend the same church, along with his parents. There was a minor incident involving myself and his father. His mother decided she hates me. Nearly 10 years later and she is STILL holding onto this hate. HER OWN HUSBAND has given…

what if I just want a reasonable age range to my own, 5-8 years
taller than me, not hard to do since i'm 5'2"
makes me laugh, who gives a frack if anyone else thinks he's funny
opens the doors for me and takes out the trash, i.e. considerate
and is reasonably attractive *to me*

YES AND YES AND YES!!! I have just recently come to this exact conclusion and started telling others the same thing. If I cannot clearly tell you Yes, then there is NO CONSENT! I don't *have* to tell you no!