NO JOKE!!

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I was out at the 130 pound max weight to ride this ride bullet. crying in my nachos now. I haven't been 130 pounds since like 8th grade. But, even if I lost all this weight that gives me these fantastic curves and an ass that doesn't stop, I still wouldn't qualify based on at least HALF of his requirements. I…

Here in the states we don't have to do that cutting up the license and passport thing, which is an incredible relief. I'm not sure I could have handled it.

Simple? yes. cheap? nope. I worked for an adoption agency for 3 years, *rarely* did either birth parent have enough money to support themselves much less hire an attorney to read legalese laced paperwork for them.

incredibly sadly enough, in the world of parental rights and adoption, no one give a rip about continuity in a child's life. 9 times out of 10 everyone just wants to lay their claim and keep/get their child. (I worked for an adoption agency for 3 years, i've got some history in this field)

um, no, not exactly. in order for him to relinquish rights he had to literally sign his name on a legal document. Texting, in no state in this country, counts as relinquishment.

agree. though personally I'd rather see the karma tweet I saw awhile back. "I hope I'm there to watch when karma ass fucks you with a cactus." Much more fun than a hatchet to the face. methinks.

utterly and totally agree.

what about all that time from after school til she goes in to work?

my personal favorite

so incredibly disappointed i'm at work and i can't hear the video!! have to remember to come back later to listen to it!

see, I think that since all the kids are in school she could work 3rd shift and sleep while they were in school. but that's just me and my midwestern work ethic speaking.

You are totally not alone. My face isn't quiet that oily, but I have known a couple of people who have. Actually that oiliness is probably what is making you look good for "an older broad." Usually aging shows up because of the look of dryness and dullness, imo. I do wash my face twice a day though and I think i…

what up Wisconsin!!! Woot Woot! ;)

ROFL!

i've gotten the cabbage patch one too. I'm always like 'what the hell does that doll have to do with counseling???"

lol. i won't e-murder you. I'll join you down there. ;)

i'd be happy if we could all just spell America properly instead of trying that phonetic nonsense that just makes us sound like redneck hillbillies with the wrong flag in the back of the truck and a cousin who is also and uncle and possibly your step dad. seriously

this is currently my favorite comment on all of the internets for the last week or more. Thank you. :)