My parents were not always great parents, but they did give us fantastic advice when it was time to apply to college. They basically told us “We can’t afford to send you anywhere, so don’t worry about the financial side of it. Apply wherever you want to go. You’re a great student and if a college wants you, they will…

Literally just status. It’s sad.

I hope people that have been rejected by USC sue the school.

Wait. THAT GUY is The Bachelor? I thought they at least had to be hot!?

Dude’s dumber than a bag of rocks.

At the end of this whole thing, Cassie will grudgingly get together with Colton, likely with some financial inducement by ABC so she gives the show its “fairy tale” ending.

I have been an out and proud slut for many a long year. I don’t slut shame.

When your sugar Daddy is sub-literate, the only way to make him feel good about himself is to make yourself seem illiterate.

By the time I was 16, I’d endured years of: misogynistic tirades from my father who called me a prostitute when I was in second grade (learned a new word that day!); ongoing paranoia from both my parents that I’d have sex despite not knowing what sex was at the time (lower elementary school); bullying at school from…

I hope her cunt mother goes to jail and loses custody of this girl and any other children she has forever. She doesn’t deserve to be anyone’s mother. 

Fuck everyone in this story except for the girl and the police who found her. I hope all of these terrible adults get exactly what they deserve. 

One of the many, many things I dislike about ivanka is her incredibly coached, modulated voice with which she aspires to sound reassuring.

I’d much rather watch the real Ivanka vacuum crumbs off a carpet in a prison commissary  

I would be mad all day.

I’d never wear anything other than a bikini!

Yeah, I kind of feel like “Nobody should be murdered for their political opinion” is one of those statements that if you ever find yourself adding the word ‘but...’ to it, you seriously need to rethink your life.

I know this dude from living in his district; I even knew him when he was a teenager already dreaming of a dynastic political career, all greedy-eyed ambition with no regard for civic duty. He’s an utterly charmless, excruciatingly arrogant, douchebag. Absolutely NO charisma and deeply stupid in every way possible. I…

That is not a smile. Not sure what it is, but NOT a smile.

“Gaetz claims that the only thing standing in the way of his aspiration is that he ‘can’t dance for shit.’” 

... AND he looks better in orange!