He was so messed up by his dad and never really had a childhood; I thought there was at least a possibility that it really was all innocent, that he was just stunted and strange and wanted friends who were childlike.

MJ disgusts me, but he wasn’t the only one. There were some stories about Steven Tyler, Jimmy Page and others paying parents for their under age girls.

I’m just surprised it took this long. I was honestly starting to doubt that he’d actually done anything because no one seemed to be coming out with anything about him. I assumed he’d have been one of the first to be taken down after Weinstein.

I’ve taught middle school first 11 years and let me tell you they are little weirdos. They like weird things and say weird things and do weird things. They other day a group of girls was dying of laughter in class because one said she was going to own a store called Taco Shop but they wouldn’t sell tacos. And…

Moms need it to remember the days when penis wasn’t just attached to that thing that doesn’t do laundry and snores like a banshee.

How would we tell the difference? They’re both wannabe penises.

Don’t romanticize this too much. There’s a big chance she can still hear Jared Kushner’s voice. 

I’m sorry, how do I sign up for this condition? 

Yeah - your daughter and I have that in common. And I have been raged at by both men and women for thinking men over 30 are “creepy” for hitting on me. I’m not necessarily calling them “old” either. They just always act so fucking condescending. And while they’re hitting on me! Like it’s very clear they want someone…

I recently had a stranger on the street tell me to smile when I was literally on my way into a children’s hospital. I really wanted to stop and explain to him all of the ways that I had nothing to smile about at that moment, seeing as I was on my way to see about a sick child.

But we still have to ward off the subsection of gross asshats that specifically target “older” (that is, older than 25) women on the disgusting principle that we are desperate for any attention and therefore easy lays. 

I didn’t hold a party when I became invisible to men, but I should have.

Yeesh....you know this year is fucked up if I say the first thought to reading the headline was relief that it did not continue with ‘..Into the wild for rich white Republican assholes to hunt them for sport?’”

There is a difference between causal clothes and gardening clothes and her mom’s clothes look more like gardening clothes.

That wedding looks ... pretty casual? Is that Miley’s mom in jeans?

It’s so clear, so painfully obvious that this man is literally insane and needs to be held somewhere for observation. He needs to be kept away from the public for a very long time.

This will not be his only murder

but the reason he skipped leg day is.....

I don’t have anything interesting to say today so I will just post this hilarious tweet I found.

Well Japan maybe if you make it easier for women to return to the workforce after kids and maybe even pay them more than 60% of a man's wage and give more chances for advancement in their chosen careers in the first place then I bet some women wouldn't feel like they had to opt out of family life entirely if they ever…