Man, it's $75 in my state for a compact car. Bigger cars & pickups are even more.

Best use of a "The Californians" gif ever! Gold star.

Okay, I agree with you that CPC belong in the ninth circle of hell. They're dangerous and bad for society.

Between negligent parents like these knuckleheads, and "concerned bystanders," I will never be able to run into the grocery store for a gallon of milk alone ever. I just couldn't take the chance on a "concerned bystander," even when it's 55 degrees and cloudy outside and I parked in the shade.

Someone please explain why publishers/artists insist on doing this to nice art prints. I don't care about your title in giant all-caps, I just want to look at the pretty picture.

Can I just say that "Kit" and "Ace" sound absolutely insufferable and I would hate them on sight. They sound like tight assholes.

HIPAA violation...

D'aww! This is precious. My parents have a Newfie as well. His "job" every morning is carrying the newspaper inside.

My apple, carrot, pea, and green bean-loving furball:

EXACTLY! Why is this comment still in the grays? I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'm also 30 with a younger sibling, this is my life too.

If I put my foot like this, she'll have to stay at least this far away from me.

Yeah, there is no way in hell I'm going to walk around for 2-3 weeks with no shower. Sorry, but you are not going to convert me on that.

And I also have baby-fine, limp hair that looks incredibly greasy and flat if I don't shower every day, even without my insane oil glands. And of course acne breakouts if I skip the shower. But I do have zero problems with skin dryness.

No, I actually have seborrheic dermatitis, my oil glands need to be beaten into submission. It's exacerbated by stress.

Because our overactive oil glands don't sleep.

He's gross. End of story.

That actually doesn't work as an analogy, since kids don't come with an off-button and they happen to be, you know, small and helpless human beings.

Go ask the airlines. If it was feasible and actually a great idea, they'd have done it already. I would guess that it's completely, financially, out of the question.

Wow, I'm sure the airlines have never thought of that. You'd better call and let them know about your perfect solution.