That wasn't a FERAL dog, it was a pet, so your point is moot. I know many dogs that 100% never bit any person ever, so your statement is just plain false. The ones I do know who are prone to bite or nip, I encourage their owners to use a soft cloth muzzle when they are outdoors or could possibly contact…

Because dogs are smart enough to be trained to know the difference between a squirrel and a child.

Unfortunately, some therapists DO act like this in real life and they give the rest a bad name. I have experienced it—one of the worst hours of my life.

Wow...lots of angry men crawling out of the woodwork over a silly joke. I laughed. :)

He would be my #1, followed closely by Marquel. I have a soft spot for farmers and farm boys.

She'll keep Ron til the second show because his skin is lighter, but just not light enough. /jaded

OMG, that is crazy and awful.

Haha, she's the one who left because she realized how dumb Juan Pablo actually is.

Chris/Dylan/Marcus/Marquel for me. Most of these guys are terrible. Not even sure about Marcus; his taste in music is pretty questionable.

That's exactly the opposite of what Erin just said.

There actually is a rising bacon shortage. Expect to see bacon prices skyrocket even higher than they are right now in the U.S. and worldwide. Porcine Epidemic Diarrhea - 100% mortality rate in piglets.

I used to waitress at a popular resort destination and it happened ALL the time. People trying to have fun on a shoestring budget pull some pretty assholish, cheapskate shit.

That is the way it read to me, as well. "Hmm, since I can't convert this chick to my religion, at least I will be able to perv out about her whenever she's around now." And give me a break, this creep has heard of a dildo and watched lesbian porn. He just wanted to get off on making her say all those things out loud.

Hahaha, this is my favorite post ever! My biology professor always made a point to comment about the male species' abbreviated, "inferior" little Y chromosome. It was something most college guys had never even considered—what, my Y chromosome isn't better than having two X?!—and it was entertaining to watch the male…

Oh shit, this could have been about me as a college freshman with my AIM account. I'm pretty sure I did use green Papyrus font for at least a little while.

From personal experience, having a baby together is the WORST time to consider divorce. You're both sleep-deprived, stressed, and dealing with the biggest life change you've either ever experienced. Marriage is a long game; don't throw in the towel because the first 2 years of the first child are frustrating and hard.

Sort of agree that shoplifters aren't necessarily always criminal. I think hunger is definitely an extenuating circumstance for shoplifting from a grocery store. But $2000 worth of groceries is SO MUCH. Like, way more than even a hungry family of four would be able to eat in a month. So that makes me think this was…

You win alllll the internets today. That was fantastic.

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And why would a male rape victim not actually be a victim? Your logic is practically nonexistent. Please don't generalize in this way; it's very harmful to rational discussion.