I find it interesting how some commenters assume that there is—or should be—an attempt by Jezebel to funnel you toward a specific candidate. You seem to be presupposing that the journalists on this site are conspiring to manipulate you.

Ah, I didn’t really play the NES one at the time, despite living through that era. I do remember having fun playing Super Star on the SNES with a friend.

The past tense of the verb “to lead” is “led”, not “lead”. You have it wrong both in the text of your article and in one of your quotes of Gohmert.

Their yarn world was interesting to interact with, but the game they were making was boring.

Sanders also avoided an answer on the question of decriminalizing sex work, which Harris recently came out in support of. “That’s a good question and I don’t have an answer for that,” Sanders said.

The nameless character that always comes first to my mind is the protagonist of The Gone Away World. I hope that book gets a miniseries adaptation someday.

That would be nice. The Ground type has really gotten short shrift lately.

Not sure what that has to do with anything. I’m totally fine with 15 FPS. I’m not fine with the music bug, non-analog movement, input lag, terrible fonts, or game crashes.

These bugs also exist on PC and PS4.

I was about to suggest getting a PSTV instead, but then I realized they cost $150-$250 these days. I was lucky enough to get mine when it was going for $20 or so.

I agree that the DQ phone ports are fantastic. I love that they even added party chat to DQ4, which the DS version lacked.

You can believe what you want, but I absolutely was going to buy this until I found out about the music and other bugs. And also the game crashed for Jason.

I hope that it won’t be a problem in practice. But to me it looks like the blur effect extends much further from the edges of the screen that I’d like, especially at the top. I do not need to be “looking at the very corner” of my screen in order to be looking right at the blur. I could just be wanting to see what’s…

Well I hope you enjoy it. I guess it’ll be worth the eyestrain for you.

OK, not to be a downer, but I have a problem with this game. In the overworld, they have for some bizarre reason chosen to blur the top and bottom of the screen. I guess it’s supposed to be fancy; to simulate those things being far away.

Warning! This version has the same bugs that the PC and PS4 version had/have, including the music restarting every time you end a random battle and wonky analog movement.

I think if they’re going to show anything, they’ve got to show at least a few new Pokémon. Either the starters or just a few random ones.

I’m sorry, but at this point we need to get things done overnight or the planet is doomed.

Somehow I doubt that language actually exists in the resolution. I’d be shocked if it were, and I’m already shocked that you considered it even remotely likely enough to wrote a long post about. Maybe you should just bring up the resolution and do a Ctrl-F search?

Hmm, well maybe that’s part of the issue: different expectations. Brawl was too long ago for me to remember it clearly, though yeah Subspace Emissary was superior to Ultimate’s adventure mode in some important aspects. Smash 4's single-player offerings, on the other hand, were a joke. Just really terrible. So coming…