No, “fuck you”s are protected by the First Amendment. Read your Constitution, geez!

What you’re describing is Metroid.

Axiom Verge is pretty great.

Soul Blazer.

OK, so Jason. You wrote a book, and that’s great. Congratulations!

I found Okami pretty, but boring. I couldn’t get through it. There just…wasn’t much there, or at least that’s how it felt at the time. I think I got to the part where you get a bomb ability? It’s been a awhile, so I may be misremembering.

Really? I was hoping they’d change it all up, maybe make it into a game that’s actually fun to play.

Heavy Rain had DLC? Since when?

I played it before getting it as a gift. Was that not obvious?

I played it before getting it as a gift. Was that not obvious?

while Square-Enix has done their best to rectify the scarcity

Good lord, Ticket to Ride is boring. I mean obviously not everybody thinks so since it’s immensely successful. But I got a copy as a gift and eventually got rid of it, unplayed.

Good lord, Ticket to Ride is boring. I mean obviously not everybody thinks so since it’s immensely successful. But I…

I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everybody that Playdek is a company that makes (very good, from what I hear) digital implementations of card games. They did a much-lauded version of Ascension, for instance.

I’m…trying to figure out how this pertains to my post.

Of course, it cannot play these games with stereoscopic 3D graphics, since its display is 2D only. This might be a deal-breaker for those 3D diehards, but even Nintendo’s mostly given up on 3D lately. Pokemon is 2D, this week’s Hey! Pikmin is 2D, Super Mario Maker is 2D. I’m not sure how much life the 3DS has left in…

I’m actually confused by that. I clicked on the video honestly expecting to hear Bill Clinton specifically address the black community, or specifically address women, or specifically address black women. He didn’t seem to do any of that. But I am not in any of those groups, so probably I just don’t get it. Could…

Here’s a crazy idea—and I’m just spitballing here—but what if, WHAT IF, Disney doesn’t actually need to make live-action versions of all their popular animated movies? They could instead just, y’know, make some other movies instead.

But…you just described a Bernie Bro.

Will it pass? Probably not. But then McConnell and co. will be able to gesture to their base that they tried all they could to get a healthcare bill passed, but, uh, the obstructionist Democrats just wouldn’t let them, before moving along to tax reform, which is also shaping up to be a potentially doomed venture.

In Japan, Pearl is more popular!

Why did they make him look so awful for Sun/Moon? Those little zig-zags (ostensibly) under his eyes look like he’s trying to grow an awful little mustache.